campyvillain:

rthko:

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

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ribbondear:

slcpunkmoved:

longhorned:

slcpunkmoved:

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it’s the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

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lindleland:

7dmom:

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

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boudicca:

sometimes it’s not even “he would not fucking say that”. sometimes it’s “he would not fucking say that. nobody would ever fucking say that. nobody talks like that. have you ever spoken to another human being”


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